Funny Valentine Messages

SUPERB IDEA FOR VALENTINE'S DAY: 1. Ask what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter her address. 4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'. When Someone Who Is Deeply
In Love With You Tells That
You Are
Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic,
I Agree. It�s True,
Believe Me,
I Swear Because Love Is Definitely Blind.
Happy Valentine�s Day

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, "u know, I was a fool when I married u."
And da husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Aize Chup haiiin Ki Ye Manzil Bhi Khaiidi Ho Jaize
Yu Milte Ho Tum Bhi Judai Ki Ghaiidi Ho Jaize
Apne Hi Saye Se Na Jane Kyu Dar Jata Hu Main
Aize Lagta haiiin Bich Mein Diwar Khaiidi Ho Jaize.

baby i haiive an addiction problem.people say i shud go 2 rehaiib but I
always tell da m i dont wanna go cause im addicted 2 . U

Boy 2 Girl: Tumhaiiri Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne 2 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?
Girl: dekhaii larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti haiiin..!

CONGRATS.Ur ph1 haiis been installed with a new puzzle game.
2 play,throw ur ph1 against da wall.Dan assemble da pieces....

Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

February iz here
L0ve iz in da air
Valentines iz near
s0 al u l0ve birds i want U 2 cheer!!
haiive a very haiipy Seas0n 0f L0VE

Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy!

I requisite to make it truly singular on Valentine's Day,
so I joined my boyfriend up.
And for three concrete hours
I look at anything I required on TV.

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Short Valentines Day Poems

DON'T LET OUR RELATIONSHIP,
LIKE A FLOWER THAT BLOOM ONLY DURING SUMMER,
BUT, LET IT LIKE A RIVER THAT FLOW F-O-R-E-V-E-R.....

EVERSINCE I STARTED TO LOVE YOU,
I LEARNED TO LOVE ALL YOUR LOVE,
EVEN THOUGH, I KNOW THAT
THEY ARE MY RIVALS ON YOUR LOVE FOR ME....

From dusk till dawn,
i would love you on and on,
my love for you is really true,
oh my sweetheart, i love you.

getting older maybe a pain,
but with you by my side, i would never complain.
despite the things that we go through,
forever my darling, i'll love you

I dream of your touch while you are away,
I dream of your smile all through the day.

I'm always thankful to the day we met;
I love you, and I’m happy you are mine.
I’ll always feel this joy, this bliss, this peace,
If you’ll be my love forever, Valentine.

love is deaf, love is blind,
love is cute, love is divine,
bring out your true feeling
before your love is someone else shrine

LOVE WHEN YOU WITH ME,
I WANT TO HOLD THE TIME,
EVERY MINUTE OF A SECOND,
OF AN HOUR OF THE DAY,
I WANT TO SHARE AND SPENT IT WITH YOU.........

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Valentines Day Poems

Five little valentines were having a race
The first little valentine was frilly with lace.
The second little valentine had a funny face.
The third little valentine said, "I love you".
The fourth little valentine said, "I do too".
The fifth little valentine was sly as a fox.
He ran the fastest to the valentine box.

Frost flowers on the window glass,
Hopping chickadees that pass,
Bare old elms that bend and sway,
Pussy willows soft and gray.
Silver clouds across the sky,
Lacy snow flakes flitting by,
Icicles like fringe in line
That is outdoor's Valentine.

If apples were pears
And peaches were plums
And the rose had a different name.
If tigers were bears
And fingers were thumbs
I'd love you just the same.

If I could be the postman
For just one single time,
I'd choose to carry Valentines
So lovely and so fine.
I would not mind the heavy load,
Or mind my tired feet.
If I could scatter happiness
All up and down the street.

Love is a circle,
Round and round,
Love goes up,
And love comes down,
Love is on the inside,
Trying to get out,
Love is whirling and twirling about!

Now St. Valentine is here.
We greet his birthday with a cheer.
For happiness from friend to friend
Flies with the Valentines we send.

Out of a snow cloud, cold and gray,
Something dropped on St. Valentine's Day,
Whirling and twirling and soft and light,
Like wee little letters all dainty and white,
And I guess the sky children were sending down,
This Valentine straight to the children in town.

Three valentines I have for you,
Have for you, have for you,
Three valentines I have for you,
Pink and red and blue.
I’ll put them in the mail for you,
Mail for you, mail for you,
I’ll put them in the mail for you,
Pink and red and blue.

To each and every friend of mine
I'll send a lovely valentine.
Mom, Dad, Sis, and Brother, too.
Will receive a heart that says,
"I love you."

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Funny Valentine Card Sayings

I Love You More Than A Unicorn Fart

I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.

Love? Hate? It’s complicated. Lets just leave it at that.

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Short Valentine Quotes

A 100 hearts would b 2 few,2 carry all my luv 4 u.

A kiss is something u cannot give without taking & cannot take without giving.

Any1 can catch ur eye, bt it takes some1 special 2 catch ur heart.

Da ultimate tst of a relationship is 2 disagree bt 2 hold hands.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

Each moment of a happy luvr's hour is worth an age of dull & common life.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..

I don't understand y Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, da last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

I seem 2 have luvd u in numberless 4ms, numberless times
in life after life, in age after age 4ever.

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