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Friday, December 4, 2015
Anti Valentine Quotes
“Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.” - Michael Douglas“Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it's love, day!” - Unknown“Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.” - Jon Stewart“I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” - Unknown“I think, therefore I'm single.” - Liz Winston“I wish that Valentine's Day came with a fast-forward button...” - Unknown“I'm single because I was born that way.” - Mae West“Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.” - Unknown“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” - W. Somerset Maugham in “A Writer's Notebook”“Love stinks.” - J. Geils Band
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