Funny Valentines Day Sayings

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Girl: Yes, February 14th.

During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.

Whoever named 
it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx