This valentine I do not
This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don't need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don't want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!
‘A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.’ - Arturo Toscanini
‘A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four. kisses.’ - H.L. Mencken
‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt…’ - Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts
‘Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.’
Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener) Martha Stewart
‘A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years…’ - Rupert Brooke
‘Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.’ - Anon
‘Friendship is one mind in two bodies.’ - Mencius
‘I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.’ - Anonymous
‘I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.’ - Anonymous
‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' - Dorothy Parker.
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