A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
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