Funny Valentine Messages For Friends

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be
fun to see what colour the
floor was because I couldn't remember.

Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday
but I refuse to wear glasses!

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love
in it and you will get the interest.

I found a card for you in time, I really did.
And it said exactly how I feel about you.
But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."

I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.

Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met ur brother.

I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

if I could pull down the rainbow,
then I would write
my n my valentine's name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.

If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!