Funny Valentine Messages

SUPERB IDEA FOR VALENTINE'S DAY: 1. Ask what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter her address. 4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'. When Someone Who Is Deeply
In Love With You Tells That
You Are
Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic,
I Agree. It�s True,
Believe Me,
I Swear Because Love Is Definitely Blind.
Happy Valentine�s Day

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, "u know, I was a fool when I married u."
And da husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Aize Chup haiiin Ki Ye Manzil Bhi Khaiidi Ho Jaize
Yu Milte Ho Tum Bhi Judai Ki Ghaiidi Ho Jaize
Apne Hi Saye Se Na Jane Kyu Dar Jata Hu Main
Aize Lagta haiiin Bich Mein Diwar Khaiidi Ho Jaize.

baby i haiive an addiction problem.people say i shud go 2 rehaiib but I
always tell da m i dont wanna go cause im addicted 2 . U

Boy 2 Girl: Tumhaiiri Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne 2 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?
Girl: dekhaii larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti haiiin..!

CONGRATS.Ur ph1 haiis been installed with a new puzzle game.
2 play,throw ur ph1 against da wall.Dan assemble da pieces....

Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

February iz here
L0ve iz in da air
Valentines iz near
s0 al u l0ve birds i want U 2 cheer!!
haiive a very haiipy Seas0n 0f L0VE

Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy!

I requisite to make it truly singular on Valentine's Day,
so I joined my boyfriend up.
And for three concrete hours
I look at anything I required on TV.