Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Valentine Funny Messages

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valentine funny messages
‘A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.’ Arturo Toscanini
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‘A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years…’ Rupert Brooke
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‘A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four. kisses.’ H.L. Mencken
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‘All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt…’ Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts
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‘Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.’ Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener) Martha Stewart
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‘Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.’ Anon
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‘Friendship is one mind in two bodies.’ Mencius
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‘Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.’ Mickey Rooney.
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‘I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.’ Anonymous
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‘I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine’s day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it’s these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.’ Anonymous

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