‘I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.’ Barbara Bush.
‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’ Dorothy Parker.
‘I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.’
‘If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.’
‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’ Anonymous
‘If you walk in front of me, I may not follow. If you walk behind me, I may not lead. If you walk beside me, I will be your friend.’ Albert Camus
‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’ Groucho Marx.
‘It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.’ Ingrid Bergman
‘It’s not that I can’t live without you…it’s just that I don’t even want to try.’
‘Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.’